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Nov. 29th, 2009 05:04У меня практически закончились свечки. Осветительные, если кто хотел неудачно пошутить.
Nov. 29th, 2009
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Nov. 29th, 2009 09:23Аболтиня: есть ощущение, что Латвию хотят продать
Нет ощущения, что Латвию хотят купить.
Во первых, зачем покупать «чёрную дыру», которая може тлько поглощать, и никогда ничего не выдаёт.
А во вторых, зачем покупать то, что можно взять так, или и так уже твоё?
Нет ощущения, что Латвию хотят купить.
Во первых, зачем покупать «чёрную дыру», которая може тлько поглощать, и никогда ничего не выдаёт.
А во вторых, зачем покупать то, что можно взять так, или и так уже твоё?
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Nov. 29th, 2009 09:48с bash.org:
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"